Flying Scotsman, The
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IMDB rating: 7.00 Plot: The Flying Scotsman is a feature film based on the remarkable true story of Scottish cyclist Graeme Obree. In 1993, and as an unemployed amateur, Obree broke the world one-hour record on a bike of his own revolutionary design, which he constructed out of scrap metal and parts of a washing machine. |
Actors: Miller Jonny Lee,Brown Sean,Carney Joseph,McInally-Keir Crawford,Plazalski Jan,Macgregor Niall,Calder Morag,Boyd Billy,Anderson Christopher,Cox Brian,Donachie Ron,Drama,
Quite funny national jokes?
An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were stranded on a little island in The middle of The Pacific Ocean and one day they found a magic lamp. When they rubbed it. a genie appeared and granted them each any one wish they desired.
‘I’d like to be back in London.’ said The Englishman and he was whisked back to London.
‘I’d like to be back in Glasgow,’ said The Scotsman and he too was whisked away.
‘I’m very lonely here all on my own,’ said The Irishman, ‘I wish my friends were back again
An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman got a job with a woman as furniture removal men. When she saw the Englishman and the Scotsman struggling to carry a wardrobe upstairs, she asked where the Irishman was.
‘Oh he’s in the wardrobe stopping the wire coat-hangers from rattling
An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were taking part in a survey about tea-drinking habits.
‘I always stir my tea with my left hand,’ said The Englishman.
‘I always stir my tea with my right hand,’ said The Scotsman.
‘How about you?’ The Irishman was asked.
‘Oh me?’ said The Irishman, ‘I always use a spoon
An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were each boasting that they had The best job in The world.
‘I work in The Royal Mint,’ said The Englishman, ‘and I can take home as much money as I want.’
‘I’m The chief taster in a whiskey distillery,’ said The Scotsman, ‘and The free samples are out of this world.’
‘But I’ve got The best job of all,’ said The Irishman, ‘I’m working in a British crematorium, burning Englishmen and Scotsmen and getting paid for it
The Englishman, The Irishman, The Scotsman, and The Welshman (lets not forget the Welsh) were all flying together in an airliner. The captain announced that they were losing altitude rapidly and that one of them would have to jump out to save The others.
‘I do this for The glory of Scotland,’ said The Scotsman and he jumped out.
‘We need to lose more weight,’ said The captain, so The Welshman shouted ,’I do this for The glory of Wales’, and jumped out.
‘Sorry,’ said The captain, ‘I’m afraid we need to lose The weight of just one more person.’
‘I do this for The glory of Ireland,’ said The Irishman and threw out The Englishman.
Not my jokes.
I found one more
An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were playing Russian roulette. The Englishman used a gun with six chambers and no bullets; The Scotsman used a gun with six chambers and one bullet; The Irishman used a gun with six chambers and six bullets – but he put The gun to The Englishman’s head
OOH LA LA! They were absolutely superb! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!!!.
Brainz | Oct 22, 2009
Last one is brilliant
spastic.llama | Oct 22, 2009
omg the last one is gas
Leanne | Oct 22, 2009
lol i liked the last one!!!!!!!
girl you don't know | Oct 22, 2009