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Four Weddings and a Funeral (1994)
IMDB rating: 7.10
Plot: The film follows the fortunes of Charles and his friends as they wonder if they will every find true love and marry. Charles thinks he’s found “Miss Right” in Carrie, an American. This British subtle comedy revolves around Charlie, his friends and the four weddings and one funeral which they attend.
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Directors: Newell Mike
Actors: Grant Hugh,Fleet James,Callow Simon,Hannah John,Bower David,Walker Timothy,Herdman Ronald,Voss Philip,Vansittart Rupert,Drama,Comedy,Romance,
MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER PEOPLE?
MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER PEOPLE
NICKNAMES:
If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.
If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes.
EATING OUT:
When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it’s only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.
When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.
MONEY:
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn’t need but it’s on sale.
BATHROOMS:
A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel .
The average number of items in the typical woman’s bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.
ARGUMENTS:
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
FUTURE:
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
SUCCESS:
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
MARRIAGE:
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, but she does.
DRESSING UP:
A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.
NATURAL:
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
OFFSPRING:
Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
A married man should forget his mistakes. There’s no use in two people remembering the same thing!
Made me
. Hey, it’s fun being a girl/woman! Men and women are just different in alot of things, for the most part, I guess but…funny post.
britchick152000 | Aug 05, 2009
well…i agree in some and disagree in some
NICKNAMES : it’s diffrent from one person to the other…u maybe a guy and don’t like ur nickname too
EATING OUT: maybe u r abit right in that
MONEY: i think that’s an advantage to the girls not vice versa…cause that way they will have more money to buy more stuff
BATHROOMS: i COMPLETLEY agree with that
ARGUMENTS: not all the men do that….some men have the last word in everything…depends on the guy’s type actualy
FUTURE: yes that’s right…but the man worries about the marriage too…he just does that when he is much older than the woman….and a woman is execsed in that cause u may notice that she can have kids until a certain age….but a man can have kids at quite any age
SUCCESS: that was one nice thing 
..completley agree
MARRIAGE: anybody can change…love changes everything….it depends on how strong the couple is….woman changes cause she is a home creature…a man mostly doesn’t cause he still didn’t realise how lucky he is to get such a home…when he does…he changes
DRESSING UP : yup….u r right again
NATURAL: NOO….many men look awful when they get up…and many women look like angels when they wake up….it’s quite a puzzle if u ask me..but it has nothing to do with being a man or being a woman
OFFSPRING: hehehehe….yea…but that’s because he cares more about his job and try’s to make a living to feed the family…so he doesn’t get enough time….but in all cases….they both adores their kids
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY: well…i don’t think he should consider such athing as being married amistake…when u have home and settled life…u can make a purpose and have something to fight for…and that makes u go on…eventhough it might seem hard sometime….but really…it’s better than any other step which he may take
doctor^love | Aug 05, 2009
Thanks for making my day that much happier and funnier! You know, most of those statements are true..wow
Troll Tracker! Beware! | Aug 05, 2009
LOL
fuunny how true that is.
Mwuah | Aug 05, 2009
After a rough Quidditch practice, you’re kind of in a bad mood and need some cheering up. You’d rather: 
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