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Half Baked (1998)
IMDB rating: 6.10
Plot: After Kenny accidentaly kills a cop’s diabetic horse by feeding it the food he purchased from a munchie run, he is put in jail and is given a 1 million dollar bail. The rest of the group must bail Kenny out before Nasty Nate gets to him. The group decides to sell marijuana that Thurgood gets through his job as a janitor at a pharmaceutical lab. They become pals with rap star Sir Smoke-A-Lot and the rivals of dealer Samson Simpson. On the side, Thurgood seeks the love of Mary Jane, an anti-pot daughter of a dealer. What follows is typical pothead behaviour with a ton of cameos. Look carefully.
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Half Baked
Directors: Davis Tamra
Actors: Chappelle Dave,Diaz Guillermo,Breuer Jim,Williams Harland,Williams III Clarence,Chong Tommy,Reid R.D.,Rogell Gregg,Brennan Kevin,Demas Rick,Bluestein David,Duhaney Kevin,Comedy,Crime,
Can I make Concha Dough the night before use?
If you don’t know what a concha is, it’s a sweet bread. It is made with yeast, eggs, milk, flour and sugar. It takes about an hour and a half to two hours to rise. I usually wake up an hour before everyone else and would like these concha’s ready to go in the mornings before everyone leaves for work/school. I was wondering if it was appropriate to prepare the dough 8-10 hours prior to baking.
March 12th, 2010
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I Love Trouble (1994)
IMDB rating: 4.90
Plot: She’s green and eager. He’s seasoned and jaded. They’re reporters for rival Chicago newspapers assigned to cover the same story. He offers tips and advice; she scoops him. Then, their snappy patter, repartee, and ripostes get romantic even as their competitive juices overflow. Will corrupt scientists at a chemical company whose goats give cancer-causing milk kill the cub and the columnist, or will they escape with their lives and their by-lines to hear wedding bells?
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Directors: Shyer Charles
Actors: Nolte Nick,Rubinek Saul,Rebhorn James,Loggia Robert,Levy Eugene,Smith Charles Martin,Butler Dan,Gleason Paul,Action,Comedy,Romance,
I'm having trouble getting over my ex (please read)?
Okay so….Here’s the story: This guy asked me out in October and I said yes. We dated. I had my first kiss with him. He told me he loved me…I believed it. He really convinced me that he cared. He held my hand when we went through this scary corn maze, and I didn’t even know he was going to do that. He just suprised me by sticking his hand in my jacket and holding my hand. He broke up with this girl for me. I’ve had 1 bf since that, but lasted for a day…woo. Anyways, I still kinda like him and the other day he made a kissy face at me and then told me he loved me. Idk what to think. Does he like me or not? Btw, he doesn’t have a gf right now.
March 11th, 2010
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Toy Story (1995)
IMDB rating: 8.00
Plot: A little boy named Andy loves to be in his room, playing with his toys, especially his doll named “Woody”. But, what do the toys do when Andy is not with them, they come to life. Woody believes that he has life (as a toy) good. However, he must worry about Andy’s family moving, and what Woody does not know is about Andy’s birthday party. Woody does not realize that Andy’s mother gave him an action figure known as Buzz Lightyear, who does not believe that he is a toy, and quickly becomes Andy’s new favorite toy. Woody, who is now consumed with jealousy, tries to get rid of Buzz. Then, both Woody and Buzz are now lost. They must find a way to get back to Andy before he moves without them, but they will have to pass through a ruthless toy killer, Sid Phillips.
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Directors: Lasseter John
Actors: Hanks Tom,Allen Tim,Shawn Wallace,Rickles Don,Varney Jim,Ratzenberger John,Morris John,von Detten Erik,Ermey R. Lee,Jillette Penn,Angel Jack,Aste Spencer,Animation,Adventure,Comedy,Family,Fantasy,
How do you get human baby poop out of the carpet?
My husband was watching the kids today (3 year old girl and 16 month old boy) while I went out for a bit with my Mom (who we live with). We were gone for about 2 1/2 to 3 hours. When I got back I asked where the children were. He said downstairs (basement where we all sleep and live) watching cartoons. I came downstairs with him figuring it’s like every other time and it’s going to be relax time and put them to bed in 1/2 hour. Instead my daughter (who is potty trained but still has the occasional accident) had an accident in poop. Not only that my son also had a poopy diaper that my husband seems to have overlooked/missed. We came downstairs to the carpet smeared in a 2×2 foot area of poop and poop all over the big wall by the toys. I didn’t know what to do being this angry and couldn’t believe it, I started to laugh (kids went upstairs with Daddy before I lost it…he figured it was best for all of them). Not only that but it seems that my son got the toothpaste and coated the floor and the wall with that too. So for the last 1 1/2 hours I took the toys and disinfected them, just in case, and cleaned up the toothpaste and poop on the wall. Now my biggest question is HOW can I get the poop off the carpet AND have it hygienic again? It’s unbelievable. It’s almost like the time I went out before our son was born and there was permanent marker EVERYWHERE. I don’t know what it is with my husband who is a great husband and father, cleaning and cooking and changing diapers and taking care of the kids pretty well. The odd time this HUGE thing happens and I seriously lose it (not angrily). I think it’s the only way to just let it go??? Anyone got a story like this? HOW on earth did you clean it? I’m trying peroxide right now (worked with the toothpaste) and the carpet isn’t stained…but I want hygiene again too 
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Men just don’t seem to know that when they are quiet they’re up to something…..
Just a side note, they finger painted today earlier with paint on paper and I’m starting to wonder if my son started it with taking his diaper off – something he does when he poops. I can see my daughter joining in the fun. I have NEVER seen anything like this in my life!
Not the kids’ fault – blame Daddy – he was the one in charge!
I had a similar incident last night, my 2 year old woke up 3 times in the middle of the night, then the 3rd time, at about 4.30am, he began doing some funky sounding farts (he has been poorly but was over the worst) then all of a sudden yellow diarrhea started pouring out of the top of his nappy (front and back) and out the sides (it kind of reminded me of a volcano erupting there was that much of it spilling out that quickly!). I quickly carried him through to the lounge to sort him out and left a long trail of poo behind us, not to mention a big puddle of it around where I was cleaning him up.
Once I’d sorted him out I got to work on the carpet. Firstly scraped up all the excess with reams of kitchen towel. Then I went over the areas with a mixture of detergent and hot water, giving it a good scrub. Then again I went over the areas with a thick layer of carpet stain remover, and scrubbed. Then for peace of mind I got some antibacterial household spray and used about half a bottle up dousing everywhere the poo had come close to touching, before scrubbing again, and finally vacuuming over the area. Not sure if the last part was really necessary but better safe than sorry!
Inked Mama
March 11th, 2010
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Stuck on You (2003)
IMDB rating: 6.00
Plot: Stuck On You is a Farrelly’s Brothers comedy about a pair Siamese twins who have their own everything but are joined at the hip because they share a liver. They use their unique gift in a means to gain acceptance and live as normally as possible within everyday life. Everything is going great until Walt (Greg Kinnear) follows his dreams of making it as a Hollywood actor, and persuades his hesitant brother Bob (Matt Damon) to go along for the ride. Hollywood may never be the same as Bob and Walt find fame, love and a new outlook on their unusual but inseparable bond.
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Directors: Farrelly Bobby
Actors: Damon Matt,Kinnear Greg,Valliere Ray ‘Rocket’,Songin Tommy,Hines Terence Bernie,Flynn Jackie,Cassel Seymour,Dunne Griffin,Murphy Danny,Chace Jr. Malcolm G.,Comedy,Drama,
Anyone know how to use Slope Intercept Form?
I am stuck on a math problem for school. I am supposed to use the Slope intercept formula. Here is what I know.
I know that the slope intercept formula is y=mx+b. And the equation I have to find is 2y+x=10. I have tried to figure out how to solve this but I am not sure how find x. I am thinking that 10 is b right? So is there an inverse operation I have to do to find x? Any sites or help you guys could give would be great thanks!
March 11th, 2010
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Liar Liar (1997)
IMDB rating: 6.50
Plot: The truth shall set you free — or get you into a heap of trouble! Fletcher Reede (Carrey) is a fast-talking attorney and habitual liar. When his son Max (Justin Cooper) blows out the candles on his fifth birthday cake, he has just one wish — that his dad will stop lying for 24 hours. When Max’s wish miraculously comes true, Fletcher discovers that his biggest asset — his mouth — has suddenly become his biggest liability! Havoc ensues as Fletcher tries to keep his practice afloat and his ex-wife Audrey (Maura Tierney) from taking their son and moving to Boston. Co-starring Jennifer Tilly, Swoosie Kurtz, Amanda Donohoe and Cary Elwes.
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Directors: Shadyac Tom
Actors: Carrey Jim,Elwes Cary,Cooper Justin,Bernard Jason,Ryan Mitch,Mayer Christopher,Pierpoint Eric,Cobb Randall ‘Tex’,Fisher SW,Comedy,Fantasy,
Has the Liar, Liar strategy backfired on Obama?
Obama’s campaign managers have been hitting the McCain camp on the liar angle. Only now it seems he crossed the line with his latest ad associating parodies from the Rush Limbaugh Radio Show.
No. It seems to be working. I’m glad to see a Democrat do this for once.
Smug Liberal | Sep 19, 2008
Good for Obama…it’s about time he fights fire with fire.
Carol D | Sep 19, 2008
he’s coming unraveled.
mike m | Sep 19, 2008
That was a good ad…
I’m thinking Obama now more than ever…. It may well have convinced me to vote for him.
minitrail70 | Sep 19, 2008
Hopefully so.
McCain 2008! | Sep 19, 2008
I just don’t know why McCain lies in so many of his ads.
S&P | Sep 19, 2008
No one can lie as well as the republicans…
Deb M | Sep 19, 2008
Right on, Barack!!!
AnotherVoice | Sep 19, 2008
Yes. The "Liar" strategy is dumb, and is not going to work. People think that all politicians lie — we expect it.
Obama should create ads focusing on what he will do that will help us, and how McCain’s policies are lame. That might work, but the liar thing will not.
Grand Pooba | Sep 19, 2008
March 10th, 2010
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Sweet and Lowdown (1999)
IMDB rating: 7.10
Plot: A comedic biopic focused on the life of fictional jazz guitarist Emmett Ray. Ray was an irresponsible, free-spending, arrogant, obnoxious, alcohol-abusing, miserable human being, who was also arguably the best guitarist in the world. We follow Ray’s life: bouts of getting drunk, his bizzare hobbies of shooting rats and watching passing trains, his dreams of fame and fortune, his strange obsession with the better-known guitarist Django Reinhardt, and of course, playing his beautiful music.
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Directors:
Actors: Allen Woody,Penn Sean,Markinson Brian,LaPaglia Anthony,Urbaniak James,Waters John,Garrett Brad,Duncan Ben,Okrent Daniel,Moran Dan,Darrow Tony,Comedy,Drama,Music,
Boy trouble?! What to do,how to act?
OK, here’s the lowdown:
i met this really sweet guy, we talked for like 3 hours in a bar, he asked for my number and naturally I gave him it.
So we went out on a date, went super well,,no awkward silences, we thought the same etc and had a great laugh. At the end he kissd me told me he had a great nite and would I see him again. I said yea.
Since then he has text/called etc. one day he said to me though that he wasnt ready for anything serious. Which puzzled me?!
Ive totaly not came on too strong cos ive been busy with a new job, new appartment,so was dead chilld out. he has bn hurt in the past so i totally understand.
But now Im not sure whether he meant he doesnt like me, or he does and just genuinely wants to take it slow? My friends think the latter, as we have been out a good few times and he still calls/texts and is such a sweety.
Do i:
a) ask him how he feels and what he meant? and tell him i dnt jst want ANOTHER guy m8?
b) just keep my mouth shut and not c him?
thanks! for the guys…if you just wanted a girl as a mate, would you continue to call her and text her and ask to see her? would you call her like flirty wee names and put xs on your texts?! Or wud that mean you liked her as more?!
definatly A)
you won’t know till you ask.
If you just sit back and say nothing your just going to spiral deeper into thoughts on what could have happened if you took action and spoke up.
You don’t want him to be your ‘What if’ guy.
-Claire- | Feb 25, 2008
do a…i was always told you’ll never know until u ask…
Gabi | Feb 25, 2008
Ummm. He wants to see you, but doesn’t want a serious relationship.
?quesuerte! | Feb 25, 2008
You should just ask him how he feels, if you dont you will never know and up regretting not asking. If he says he dont want a realationship then at least you know, but if you dont ask him, you will spend your time being confused
Kimberley.x | Feb 25, 2008
Definitely ask him. You don’t want to always be thinking about what could have been had you just been upfront. There’s nothing to lose.
E.regnans | Feb 25, 2008
Just go out on another date and talk things out.Dont be pushy cuz it might push him away. Gently bring up the subject about seeing each other and go from there.
ash214 | Feb 25, 2008
id prity much go with (a) if i liked a girl or thought she was nice ,but you never know until you try!!!
Christopher S | Feb 25, 2008
a.
jpettyvsu | Feb 25, 2008
do A
pOOhPhAT | Feb 25, 2008
What you should do is just talk to him communicate. Believe me if you don’t talk to him about it and let him know that you understand that he wants to take it slow then you both will have a greater respect for one another. But if you say nothing and then you will never know what is up!
ymedc | Feb 25, 2008
March 9th, 2010
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Anchors Aweigh (1945)
IMDB rating: 7.00
Plot: Joe and Clarence, two navy sailors who have a few days leave in Hollywood. All Joe wants to do is to have a good time and meet up with his girl, the unseen Lola. Clarence on the other hand just wants to get a girl. They soon meet a little boy who ran away from home and wants to join the navy. They take him home and soon meets his young beautiful singer-wannabe aunt Susan. Clarence develops a crush on her, so he asks Joe to help him get Susan to like him. Soon Joe gets himself caught in between a promise to Susan to meet a big time music producer, and trying to get Clarence ready for their date. The only problem is, Joe doesn’t know the music producer and he’s string to fall in love with Susan himself. So whats a guy to do?
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Directors: Sidney George
Actors: Sinatra Frank,Kelly Gene,Iturbi Jose,Stockwell Dean,Ragland Rags,Gilbert Billy,O’Neill Henry,Ramirez Carlos,Kennedy Edgar,Sutton Grady,Ames Leon,Flavin James,Comedy,Musical,Romance,
Spiritually speaking, how does this poem make you feel? (Wrote this one myself just now)?
Hey! Is that fellow a gay?
It sure looks that way.
Say, are you a gay?
Nay! I’m not a gay, now get out of my way.
I cannot stay and play.
Tis a holiday, a fine day in May.
I’m going down to the bay, where the waves spray
and the trees sway, to drink chardonnay
and listen to Doctor Dre with my friend Jay!
Anchors aweigh!
Jay? You said you weren’t gay!
Nay, but my brother is gay!
His wedding’s on Sunday, the lord’s day!
He’ll throw the bouquet, and we’ll enjoy the buffet!
They’ll serve fillets and fruit on a tray!
Leave your keys with the valet, but beware foul play!
Last time to my dismay, the valet went all the way with my Chevrolet!
If I see him one day, there’ll be hell to pay!
Now make way, I must be away.
I pray good luck comes your way,
life is too precious to stray from the way!
Make the most of your day!
Take up ballet! Have a glass of cabernet!
Cast away the grey! Chase away the KKK!
Make someone’s day in a well mannered way!
Have a good day in good ol’ USA!
Hey! That’s actually pretty good. You have talent.
terry | Jun 03, 2009
I think the poem is gay…..
j/k. Its funny and you seem to know your stuff. Poem’s your thing.
Muhammed Asif | Jun 03, 2009
What is this, the AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA rhyming scheme?
hooray!
Weasels Ripped My Flesh | Jun 03, 2009
It’s gay, but a good gay
Brian T | Jun 03, 2009
I didn’t even read past the first line because it was so bad. its just tripe.
pkm trainer | Jun 04, 2009
March 9th, 2010
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Bandslam (2009)
IMDB rating: 5.80
Plot: Teenager Will Burton lives in his head, and his head is filled with music. When his mother, Karen Burton, gets a new job in New Jersey, Will starts his junior year at a new school only to find the old cliques still apply, but rock-n-roll rules the scene. Perpetually a misfit, Will strikes up a friendship with like-minded outsider Sa5m (the 5 is silent). They are both surprised when the school’s “it” girl, Charlotte recruits Will to help assemble a band to compete in “Bandslam,” a battle of the bands that is “Texas High School Football BIG.” Charlotte’s ex-boyfriend Ben Wheatly is poised to win with his band Glory Dogs – Springsteen wannabes down to their hats. For the first time in his life, Will finds he is uniquely suited to not only participate in something, but to truly make a difference.
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Directors: Graff Todd
Actors: Connell Gaelan,Porter Scott,Donowho Ryan,Saxton Charlie,Jo Tim,Wright J.W.,Comedy,Drama,Music,
Bandslam?! PUHlease?!?
Ok so, I wanna watch the movie bandslam online. Without downloading,surveying, buying, using cellphone or credit. kinda like youtube. for free know any websites??
here:
(i posted this on another question too!)
but really? vanessa hudgens? 8^|
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March 9th, 2010
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Clerks II (2006)
IMDB rating: 7.90
Plot: The sequel picks up 10 years later. “It’s about what happens when that lazy, 20-something malaise lasts into your 30s. Those dudes are kind of still mired, not in that same exact situation, but in a place where it’s time to actually grow up and do something more than just sit around and dissect pop culture and talk about sex,” Smith said during an interview at his Hollywood office. “It’s: What happened to these dudes?”
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Directors: Smith Kevin
Actors: O’Halloran Brian,Anderson Jeff,Mewes Jason,Smith Kevin,Richardson Jake,Suplee Ethan,Larratt Shannon,Affleck Ben,Fehrman Trevor,Macintosh Bruce,Comedy,
Have you taken this Funny Test yet?
A Funny Test
nswers appear after the questions…NO CHEATING!
1. The maker doesn’t want it; the buyer doesn’t use it; and the user doesn’t see it. What is it?
2. A child is born in Boston, Massachusetts, to parents who were both born in Boston, Massachusetts. The child is not a United States citizen. How is this possible?
3. Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain on earth?
4. Clara Clatter was born on December 27th, yet her birthday is always in the summer. How is this possible?
5. Captain Frank and some of the boys were exchanging old war stories. Art Bragg offered one about how his grandfather led a battalion against a German division during World War I. Through brilliant maneuvers he defeated them and captured valuable territory. After the battle he was presented with a sword bearing the inscription "To Captain Bragg for Bravery, Daring and Leadership. World War I. From the Men of Battalion 8." Captain Frank looked at Art and said, "You really don’t expect anyone to believe that yarn, do you?" What’s wrong with the story?
6. What is one thing that all wise men, regardless of their religion or politics, agree is between heaven and earth?
7. In what year did Christmas and New Year’s fall in the same year?
8. A woman from New York married ten different men from that city, yet she did not break any laws. None of these men died, and she never divorced. How was this possible?
9. Why are 1990 American dollar bills worth more than 1989 American dollar bills?
10. How many times can you subtract the number 5 from 25?
11. How could you rearrange the letters in the words "new door" to make one word? Note: There is only one correct answer.
12. Even if they are starving, natives living in the Arctic will never eat a penguin’s egg. Why not?
13. Which is correct to say, "The yolk of the egg are white" or "The yolk of the egg is white"?
14. In Okmulgee, Oklahoma, you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg. Why not?
15. There were an electrician and a plumber waiting in line for admission to the International Home Show. One of them was the father of the other’s son. How could this be possible?
16. After the new Canon Law that took effect on November 27, 1983, would a Roman Catholic man be allowed to marry his widow’s sister?
17. How many outs are there in an inning?
18. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the Ark?
19. A clerk in the butcher shop is 5′ 10" tall. What does he weigh?
20. A farmer has 17 sheep and all but 9 die. How many are left?
ANSWERS
1. A coffin.
2. The child was born before 1776.
3. Mount Everest (it just hadn’t been discovered).
4. Clara lives in the Southern Hemisphere.
5. World War I wasn’t called "World War I" until World War II.
6. The word "and."
7. They fall in the same year every year. New Year’s Day just arrives very early in the year and Christmas arrives very late in the same year.
8. The lady was a Justice of the Peace.
9. One thousand nine hundred and ninety dollar bills are worth one dollar more than one thousand nine hundred and eighty-nine dollar bills.
10. Only once, and then you are subtracting it from 20.
11. "one word"
12. Penguins live in the Antarctic.
13. Neither. The yolk of the egg is yellow.
14. You have to take a picture of a man with a camera, not with a wooden leg.
15. They were husband and wife.
16. No. A dead man can marry no one.
17. Six. Three in each half of the inning.
18. Moses took no animals. It was Noah on the Ark.
19. Meat.
20. Nine.
I loved it! I could not solve the first one to save my own life…but I got most of the others correct.
Thanks!
Doctor Happy | Aug 31, 2009
Umm, no I haven’t taken the funny test, but I honestly don’t feel like it… im pooped. ;p But they sure are clever!
Good luck with it though! Hope ya get more answerers.. Oh and BTW… I cheated anyway… ! hehehe…
Maybe next time wait b4 adding the answers to ur questions to prevent this… You may end up giving 10 pts to a cheetah!
~!MUSIC.is.LIFE!~ | Aug 31, 2009
March 7th, 2010
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Zoolander (2001)
IMDB rating: 6.20
Plot: Male supermodel Derek Zoolander is on his way down after three years of continuously winning the “Male Model of the Year” award. When he is beaten by the hot newcomer Hansel, Derek starts searching for a new meaning in his life. Just then fashion czar Mugatu offers Derek a comeback in his new “Derelicte”-line. What nobody suspected is that Mugatu plans to assassinate the new Malaysian Prime Minister on his visit to New York, so that cheap child labor is still available for Mugatu’s fashion producing. By brainwashing Zoolander, Mugatu and his evil associate Katinka create a dumb and willing killer to do the job. Only in Time Magazine journalist Matilda suspicion arises slowly, and she tries to stop Derek.
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Directors: Stiller Ben
Actors: Stiller Ben,Wilson Owen,Ferrell Will,Stiller Jerry,Duchovny David,Voight Jon,Friedlander Judah,Graham Nathan Lee,Manning Alexandre,Highsmith Asio,Skarsgard Alexander,Trump Donald,Slater Christian,Comedy,Mystery,
do you have brothers but not like actual brothers……?
"Rufus, Brint, and Meekus were like brothers to me. And when I say brother, I don’t mean like an actual brother but I mean it like the way black people use it which is more meaningful, I think."
- zoolander
lmao
Unfortunately, they all died in some gasoline fight accident.
ahandle101 | Dec 19, 2009
HAHAHA! Well… I guess I probably do have a few of those.
Katie The Mortgage Mod Lady | Dec 19, 2009
lol!
Alv??*-?Cr?zy*~! Boy | Dec 19, 2009
Lmfao!
Spunk!
March 6th, 2010
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