Blast from the Past
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IMDB rating: 6.30 Plot: Brandon Fraser is Adam Weber, the child of an eccentric inventor and his wife. Following a bomb scare in the 1960s that locked the Webers in their bomb shelter for 35 years, Adam Weber must venture out into Los Angeles and obtain food and supplies for his family, and a non-mutant wife for himself. He meets Eve (Alicia Silverstone), who reluctantly agrees to help him out. |
Actors: Foley Dave,Walken Christopher,Fraser Brendan,Slotnick Joey,Tank Hayden,Smith Douglas,Sparks Ryan,Yesso Don,Thomson Scott,Kairys Ted,Linn Rex,Comedy,Drama,Romance,
Is this food poisoning or a stomach virus or what?
This morning I was in my neighbor Kyle’s apartment when I found a can of spray whip cream he apparently was hiding under his bed so I took the whipped cream home with me and had planned to return it before Kyle came home and caught me in his apartment again. But instead – here’s what happened. I go back to my apartment and cut a wedge of pumkin pie and decided to eat the whip cream sooner rather than later. So I sprayed some but it didn’t spray it just dripped out all liquidy so I decided to call it "drip cream" and as it dripped I caught a whiff and it was like curdled milk and catfish bait – and I noticed that the expiration date had actually passed last march but I figured if Kyle was eating it in bed last night it was safe. So I made a smiley face on the pie in drip cream and I sat down to eat and watch ‘Murder, She Wrote’. I drew my fork closer to my mouth, slowly…deliberately. And at the very precise instant when the first molecules of whip cream touched my tongue, I violently crapped my pants and I flipped backwards over the back of the chair and smashed my neck into the wall.. The wet, horrible explosion was so intense that the blast wave shattered my jaw and tore off my left pant leg. The last few gallons of the drippy brown gut-gravy rushed down my thighs and into the carpet and apparently down into the peoples’ apartment below mine because a few seconds later I heard nine gunshots in rapid succession then I remembered they were a family of nine down there – so it made sense. The police detective told me their suicide note included phrase "Midget Diarrhea" over 30 times – a new record – so I am reasonably sure Kyle will be arrested for 9 counts of 1st degree murder when he gets home from work. Serves him right.
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Clorinda | Jan 14, 2010
It dripped out because he had used it as whippets (all the air was out due to him getting high). The cream was spoiled and as you know spoiled dairy products can make you sick.
D O Double G | Jan 14, 2010