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Saint, The (1997)
IMDB rating: 5.80
Plot: Simon Templar has no real family, no real home and Simon Templar isn’t even his real name. Yet Simon Templar , also known as the Saint for his use of creating false identities using the names of Catholic saints,is one of the world’s most successful thieves. Slick, debonair and a master of disguise, Simon manages to outwit the police again and again. On his next job Simon is hired by the Russian Mafia to steal a cold fusion energy formula from scientist Emma Russel, however the mission backfires as he falls for the pretty, intelligent scientist. Simon and his new love must now manage to outwit the Russian Mafia and work out the energy formula before the worst happens and the US is affected forever.
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i find Saint, The iPod/iPhone version and download
Directors: Noyce Phillip
Actors: Kilmer Val,Valery Nikolaev,Serbedzija Rade,Goodman Henry,Lazarev Eugene,Nikolayev Valeri,Armstrong Alun,Byrne Michael,Prygunov Lev,Topic Velibor,Flanagan Tommy,Action,Romance,Sci-Fi,Thriller,
What will you all do when Chuck Norris wins the Super Bowl?
Start praying to the Saint Colts of Nowhere because Chuck Norris will be the one and only winner there. Period.
Umm, when I said period I didn’t mean that I have my period, I meant period like this one: .
And in case you’re wondering, no, I don’t have my period. I’m just bored.
i will have a really big roundhouse party
Grimm | Feb 04, 2010
Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man, who gave baby Jesus the gift of beard, which he carried with him until he died.
The other three wise men were enraged by the preference that Jesus showed to Chuck’s gift, and arranged to have him written out of the bible. All three died soon after of mysterious roundhouse-kick related injuries.
Cameron B | Feb 04, 2010
Nothing. Chuck Norris Doesn’t do push-ups. If he does he slowly pushes the Earth out of orbit.
When Chuck Norris’ daughter lost her virginity, Chuck Norris got it back
Chuck doesn’t pray to God. God prays to Chuck Norris.
And when Chuck Norris donates blood, he can’t use the needle. Instead he uses his sidearm and a bucket.
There is no such thing as Evolution, just a list of animals who have submitted to Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris crosses the street the cars look both ways
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn’t take (*&$ from anybody.
Chuck Norris can open a revolving door.
And the Boogey Man hides under his bed for fear of Chuck Norris.
Bald-faced Liar | Feb 04, 2010
Nothing, because Brett Favre is going to jump out of the bushes and beat him up even with his bruises from the CHEAP SHOT Saints.
JOSIE17 | Feb 04, 2010
